-writes 6 pages long starter and it's so flawless and epic that it makes you wanna ride the nearest space-cow to Venus and make love to the aliens-
........."Hi", he said.
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter)
REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
what if 911 called you
hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.
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re-reading your own writing
(Source: skhaan)
↳ It’s a Date Masamune Engrish Appreciation Post pt. Four, you see?